Saint Peter, while keeping watch at the gate, asked a newcomer his name and where he was from.

"Eastwood from Northern Ireland", came the reply.

Saint Peter rushed off to speak with God.

"There's a man at the gate, who calls himself Eastwood, from Northern Ireland what should I do?"

God, in turn asks, "Is that Eastwood the boxing promoter or is that Eastwood the scrap metal collector?"

"I'll go and ask." says Saint Peter.

He was back in a flash. "It must have been the scrap metal collector, the gates have gone."

Funny .

A classic , you can tell anyone and they won't be offended !!!