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This morning and as I was opening the door the woman who lives opposite walks across the street.
‘Hi. I can’t take this social distancing any longer.’ She says ‘It is getting difficult’ I reply nervously. Still surprised at the fact she came over to talk. ‘I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk and get intimate. Are you doing anything tonight?’ She asks ‘No..no..I’m free!’ I tell her ‘Great!...Could you look after my dog ! |
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Bwahahaha! poor dude got doggysitter-zoned
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