So this Aussi girl goes to this Indian doctor because Indian docs are discreet and asks about options to augment her breasts. She doesn't want surgery, so that rules out implants.

The doctor suggests a new technology for her bra that uses the inflatable pump mechanism that was made popular with US basketball sneakers. If she helps trial the product, she'll get the product for free.

She tries them out and gets fitted properly. It has little sacs in her bra that inflate when she flaps her arms, giving her a larger bust.

She decides to go out to a bar to see if men will notice. She sees a handsome guy across the room and starts walking up to him, seductively smiling, waving her arms as she re-pins her hair do that keeps falling and says "Haven't I seen you here before?"

"No," says handsome (furiously opening and closing his knees], "But I think we go to the same doctor."