One day a hooker went to file her taxes,and for her occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was a illegal occupation. So she told him she'd have to go home and think about it,and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him back,and said i've got it..im a chicken farmer. He said how do you get chicken farmer,outta prostitution? She replies,iv'e raised over a thousand cocks this year.

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