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Topic: Man Law! - part 2
winnie410's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:28 PM
come here tom, you need some waxing done....it wont hurt. bigsmile bigsmile

Jtevans's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:28 PM



yes thats how they get you in there trap


yeppiers ya just now realizing that lollaugh laugh laugh laugh
no mam just watching out for new men coming in to say hi




good idea,start the recruitment cause we might need backup

winnie410's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:29 PM
but don, the tu-tu is part of the pampering. get in touch with your feminine side. laugh laugh

winnie410's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:30 PM
jt, backup doesnt matter....the women will prevail no matter what the numbers.

uk1971's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:30 PM

come here tom, you need some waxing done....it wont hurt. bigsmile bigsmile


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh No thank you very much. Did you not read the thread on that I posted recently? noway noway noway laugh :cry: laugh

TxsGal3333's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:30 PM


Man wears a pair of shorts but women don't wear a pair of bras.

Why is that?:tongue: bigsmile


Actually the question is: "Why are they called a 'pair' of underwear but just 'A' bra??"

So when you go buy a bra do you have to buy two to get the full set??




Seee only a Man would ask that question shshshshshshhhsh they still have no clue lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

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Wed 12/26/07 08:32 PM



Man wears a pair of shorts but women don't wear a pair of bras.

Why is that?:tongue: bigsmile


Actually the question is: "Why are they called a 'pair' of underwear but just 'A' bra??"

So when you go buy a bra do you have to buy two to get the full set??




Seee only a Man would ask that question shshshshshshhhsh they still have no clue lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile
true and we dont want a clue when it comes to womens clothing

Jtevans's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:32 PM

jt, backup doesnt matter....the women will prevail no matter what the numbers.



numbers are only numbers.it's the force that prevails and i know how to use the force...

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:33 PM
so are you telling us that the J stands for Jedi:smile:

don4169's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:33 PM
i agree.
womens clothes are womens, we don't need to know more about them other then to appreciate them.

no photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:34 PM
drinker drinker drinker

Jtevans's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:35 PM

so are you telling us that the J stands for Jedi:smile:



i'll put it this way,the force is strong with me

winnie410's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:35 PM
pam, lets go back to the corsets and lingerie. i think they need to feel how uncomfortable we can be when trying to look sexy for them. the women can wear boxers and t-shirts and scratch themselves while belching. lmao

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:35 PM
well JT as long as its not a gas force than its a good thinglaugh laugh laugh laugh

uk1971's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:36 PM


Just for the record

Things Bachelors Do


Sniff the milk
Eat over the sink
Wash when the sheets stink
Check messages rarely
After opening the refrigerator door, wondering briefly what is in that tupperware container (it's been there forever) but not checking.
Buy wrinklefree clothing
Fall asleep while the television is on
Put money aside for a large screen flat panel television
Get asked to help other people move in. A lot.
Know the local football team's standings, but not where Iraq is
Know the functions of all the buttons of the remote control, including the TRACKING button
Check plants every four weeks
Don't get asked to watch other people's pets when they're traveling
Get asked to go to weddings. Get asked not to give toasts
Ponder how to get past that First Date hurdle
Allow 15 minutes of apartment cleaning before you expect a visit from a MOTOS.

bigsmile glasses

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:37 PM

pam, lets go back to the corsets and lingerie. i think they need to feel how uncomfortable we can be when trying to look sexy for them. the women can wear boxers and t-shirts and scratch themselves while belching. lmao



only one problem with that Winnie I think I left slip that I enjoy wearing corsets and lingerie..............as long as it fits right it can be quite comfylaugh laugh laugh

uk1971's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:38 PM

pam, lets go back to the corsets and lingerie. i think they need to feel how uncomfortable we can be when trying to look sexy for them. the women can wear boxers and t-shirts and scratch themselves while belching. lmao



That's why women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning. They don't have a pair of balls to scratch. :tongue: bigsmile

winnie410's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:38 PM
darnnit pam....you broke WOMENS LAW!!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:38 PM



Just for the record

Things Bachelors Do


Sniff the milk
Eat over the sink
Wash when the sheets stink
Check messages rarely
After opening the refrigerator door, wondering briefly what is in that tupperware container (it's been there forever) but not checking.
Buy wrinklefree clothing
Fall asleep while the television is on
Put money aside for a large screen flat panel television
Get asked to help other people move in. A lot.
Know the local football team's standings, but not where Iraq is
Know the functions of all the buttons of the remote control, including the TRACKING button
Check plants every four weeks
Don't get asked to watch other people's pets when they're traveling
Get asked to go to weddings. Get asked not to give toasts
Ponder how to get past that First Date hurdle
Allow 15 minutes of apartment cleaning before you expect a visit from a MOTOS.

bigsmile glasses

and not get asked to to baby set for any reason

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Wed 12/26/07 08:39 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh


darn I think I have been hanging around the men too much

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