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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room retorted, “Yeah, right.” |
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A negative followed by a positive is a negative.
Like 'No, thanks'. But in India, it is a positive. If you turn down a drink with 'no thanks', your host is obliged to insist. |
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A young guy is in bed with his girlfriend and as boys do , his hand wandered to the centre of the universe and she immediately pushed it away and said DOENT ...a little while later his hand wandered again and she shouted this time STOP ...then suddenly she held his hand and breathlessly whispered ...doent stop ....
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