Topic: why women are superior
LeiLani's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:43 AM



WHY WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR



We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.




anthsm22's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:45 AM
lol.......im not touching this onebigsmile

Jayboy666's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:46 AM
happy happy happy happy laugh

wildsideof35's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:46 AM
laugh laugh So true:smile:

Jayboy666's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:48 AM
Just thank those men that drowned so the women could survive the titanic.:wink:

Jayboy666's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:49 AM
I like the part about wemon in mens clothing. so true, very very sexy.blushing

anthsm22's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:50 AM

Just thank those men that drowned so the women could survive the titanic.:wink:
aint touching that one eitherbigsmile

RealtyLady's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:50 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Jayboy666's photo
Wed 12/26/07 04:54 AM
if its your girl, in your cloths, maybe only your t shirt just laying around with you. hell yeahlove

LeiLani's photo
Wed 12/26/07 05:06 AM
and what are u touching ant?:tongue: :tongue:

no photo
Wed 12/26/07 05:16 AM
laugh laugh laugh