A drunk gets up from the bar and staggers to the bathroom.

A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

Almost immediately after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there? he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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Funny .

this cracked me up good!