A drunk stumbles out of a bar and runs into a police officer on patrol. The officer says, “Mister, you’re drunk in public. I’m taking you in. What’s your name?”

The drunk replies as soberly as he can, “Jeshus Chrisht.”

The officer retorts, ''’Jesus Christ’? Better get serious mister, or you’ll be in big trouble!''

But the drunk insists and even offers to prove it. He unsteadily leads the officer back into the bar.

The bartender takes one look at the drunk and yells, ''Jesus Christ! You here AGAIN?''

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