He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."

She said, "You wear pants don't you?"

He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."

She said, "Well, you succeeded!"

He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

She said, "That's a good idea, you do the ironing, while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

He said, "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She said, "I would but you're never there."

On a wall in a ladies room, it says, "My husband follows me, everywhere."

Written just below it, it says, "I do not."

Funny .