Paddy was out walking the train line when he got hit by an express train. He was so disfigured that the coroner couldn't get anyone to identify him. So he went to the nearest town to find out if anyone had gone missing. A good place to start was the local pub. At the pub, he asked the barman and a few customers if someone had strangely been absent, recently. With a bit of head scratching and banter, someone came up with the name, Paddy. The coroner found out that Paddy had two close friends, Finbar and Declan, who were always with Paddy, everywhere he went. The coroner asked if Paddy's friends could be contacted. "Come back about 8 o'clock. They'll be here then." he was told.
Sure enough, at 8 o'clock Finbar and Declan arrived. The coroner asked Finbar and Declan if they would come and help to identify a body. At the mortuary the coroner asked Finbar, "Is that Paddy?" Finbar replied, "Could you turn him over?" Which the coroner did. Immediately Finbar said, "No that's definetly not him." The coroner called in Declan and asked him, "Is that Paddy?" Declan replied, "Could you turn him over?" Which the coroner did. Immediately Declan said, "No that's definetly not him." Curiosity made the coroner ask, "What are you looking for, that you think you'll find by looking at the back of the body?"
"Well", said Declan, "You know that Finbar and meself were always with our friend Paddy?" "Do you know, that everywhere we went you could hear people praising Paddy, for being so unique?" "You could hear them say, Here Comes Paddy With The Two ********."

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