Meow???

And why the hell is gypsy a cat now? And why the hell do I keep saying "why the hell!?"

Dear diary.....what I really want to know is why corn muffins always turn into hockey pucks if you dont eat all twelve at once???? Im thinking these things could be used for a weapon of mass destruction.....

What the hell is a corn muffin?

Dear Diary;

I just found out that thongs make pretty decent bows and can shoot chop sticks 5 feet

Get your hands off my thongs!!!

Hey! You didn't complain about that last night! You were like "oh allen take my thong off of me you sexy man!"

dear Diarhea.......

well that sucked , so much snow goin on out there , got to the mall and gave the kids 45 minutes to get back to the car so we could make a run for home before we became snowed in or stuck on a Highway full of slow moving freaked out drivers.....
dashed to the jewelery store , my lil one cut his foot on a pokemon toy last night and didnt make it to far before he wanted me to CARRY him, I'm not even supposed to pick him up any more lil own CARRY him..... ow my poor back .......
dumb snow! .... bleh ....... not much accomplished at the mall today...... I got some more pink saphirre earrings an a nice snake chain for my pendant though AND made it home in one piece , ........

nice earrings!... they're purdy.......

who has earings ??

ME SILLY !!! I just bought some more earrings........
I have 14 holes in me ears to fill , I think I finally have real gemstones for all me holes now.......

Dear diary.......do you ever have one of those days where your hair isnt looking so fabulous??? I think Ive had one of those days....

soooooooooooo since Ive had such a bad hair day and it was a freaking blizzard outside and I had to drive on a non plowed/non sanded road and made it.....Im gonna celebrate with some cheap white wine!!

stripping is mandatory in the diary tonight!!!

GET OUT OF THE DIARY IF YOUR JUST GOING TO DO STUPID FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<-------STABS PURPLE CAT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH A FORK.....