A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.

He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "For having a little pecker."

He sits there quietly for a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the
other side of the porch and into the bushes.

She crawls back and says, "What was that for?"

He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."

there are signs of an improvement

Don't encourage me.

of course it does...

The most popular guy at the nudist camp was the one who could carry a pitcher of beer in each hand and a dozen donuts...

The most popular woman was the one who could eat the last donut (no hands)

sigh...i know i know...timeout for me again!