Joe Biden and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Melania will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Biden and said, "How about you?"

Biden replied, "Go ahead, Jill doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Funny .