What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the **** out of the damn dog

London, 19th May
Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot.

Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.


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Behold the mighty...chihuahua? damn

Damn Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " I'm afraid not"

dammnnn done with pics off and running

got a full 6-pack, but lacks the

damn plastic thingy to hold it

all together

There was a young lady of Twickenham
Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
On her knees every day
To God she would pray
To lengthen and strengthen and thicken 'em.
DAMN

Damn....Laci, Lookin, Cindy..........

WEll damn lilbug ,, you been hiding ?

DAMN too much laughing on an empty stomach...gotta get something to eat!

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a DAMN strawberry stuck up my butt."
DOCTOR: "I've got some damn cream for that."

Damn Tommy......been workin or at least fakin it!! How be ya?

doin damn fine ,, about to take a nap ,,,

DAMN...before today, I use to like strawberries.
Thanks Tommy!

Well, ****..... DAMN DAMN DAMN

**** may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be **** faced, **** out of luck, or have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your **** or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die. Some people know their **** while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s, and sweet ****s. There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you swim in a lake of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!
DAMN I'm smart

Damn! I didn't like the visual on that one!!

The Perfect Man

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of damn phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "Damn what makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"



DAMN

Funny, Humor is the best medicine, damn it

I know that all too DAMN well cuppy. And I thank my TRUE friends here for keeping me smiling!