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Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 5
OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 12/27/07 10:54 AM
dammmmmm

NiceWoman1958 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 87	Thu 12/27/07 10:54 AM
damn sam

shutterguy Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 22516	Thu 12/27/07 10:58 AM
dammnnn my neibores name is sam

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 12/27/07 10:58 AM Edited by Lôôking4U on Thu 12/27/07 10:58 AM
doesn't have the belt through all the damn loops

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Thu 12/27/07 10:58 AM
Damn It is never tommorrow.

Bry395 Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 9163	Thu 12/27/07 10:59 AM
Damn who needs tv, this is much more entertaining

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 12/27/07 11:03 AM
Never go to a damn doctor whose office plants have died

shutterguy Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 22516	Thu 12/27/07 11:09 AM
pull the strings watch them dance dammnnn this is fun

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 12/27/07 11:09 AM
Never eat prunes when you're hungry DAmn ! go figure

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Thu 12/27/07 11:13 AM
DAMN I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son. And I'm only plucking pleasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Thu 12/27/07 11:17 AM
There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha) A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you fck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same DAMN sentence" The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont DAMN work" The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont DAMN work" The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine"

shutterbug Joined Sat 06/16/07 Posts: 34376	Thu 12/27/07 11:19 AM
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness..... Doesn't it suck that I have the DAMN right to ignore you whenever I want! DAMN Laci ^^^5 girl!

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Thu 12/27/07 11:20 AM
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a DAMN "S" in it?

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Thu 12/27/07 11:21 AM
DAMN If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 12/27/07 11:23 AM
Never let go of what you have unless you have hold of something else. damn

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 12/27/07 11:25 AM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, DAMN IT now what?"

shutterbug Joined Sat 06/16/07 Posts: 34376	Thu 12/27/07 11:25 AM
DAMN Bry...you have mail dear!

lacileo1 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 5226	Thu 12/27/07 11:31 AM
Grandpa watched Tommy pull a DAMN worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in. Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole. The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy. Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that." Grandpa said "No, you keep it." The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks. Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me." Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma." DAMN Tommy I'll bring the hairspray

shutterbug Joined Sat 06/16/07 Posts: 34376	Thu 12/27/07 11:37 AM
DAMN!!!

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 12/27/07 11:38 AM
TEXAN: "Where are you from?" HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." TEXAN: "OK - damn where are you from, jackass?"