Topic: Things You Could Find in a Van... A to Z - part 2 | |
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Lantern so you can see when you're living in that van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
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Mini-fridge
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Noodles
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Old dirty magazines
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Pliers, to keep the van running (or use for the turn signal lever because it's broken).
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Quarters for the car wash
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Pliers, to keep the van running (or use for the turn signal lever because it's broken). lol -I had a turn signal lever break off just as the officer got in the car for my driving test. I stuck my finger in there to move the switch and managed to pass the test -I think he was concentrating on other stuff. Rastafarian ragamuffin roots reggae tape collection |
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Restrained hitchhiker.
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Shoes, unwashed and covered with mud and blood and beer.
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Tulips (Hey, it's a delivery van!)
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Umpire uniform, for the little league game tonight |
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Valium
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Waylon Jennings blaring from one 4" speaker in the dash
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Xtra makeup in case you pick up an ugly hitchhiker.
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Yellow vest for those many roadside tire changes.
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A kidnapped person
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A kidnapped person A-Z order. Z is next: Zoot Suit |
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Another person to drive the van.
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Boots, rubber ones to be exact. For getting out and changing a tire and those cold and stormy nights.
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Cookies and milk for a snack.
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