You are still coming right

Are you implying that you would torture me? Maybe you should have watched 50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey .... is a vanilla lullaby for virgins

I think you have half the guy posters at the "Tickley bit" Blondey?

Haven't seen that either, I am not really in to movies, i like real action ️

is that the Scottish version of slap and tickle

Nope, that's when they're ready to "Shoot their bucket" as we say in Glasgow!

Right .., where is my paint ball gun

do you now ... I will keep that in mind

Are you sure you're not just trying to seem like this really wild woman? What if you can't handle the situation?

Wild has nothing to do with Self confidence .. you have a lot to learn grasshopper

Would you be my teacher? ️

sure .. if the world is ending

dee nz wines are the best . ., my cellar is well stocked

Having reviewed the words and symbols used in, and after the gracious offer of some sort of meeting at the apparent end of all things, [where are your sources and/or evidence ? BTW], I gratefully decline the offer of dark basements, surprises, detainment, use of firearms against genitalia, and potential sadistic horror, even with refreshments.
I could probably find that closer to home, at the end of times, and save time in traffic and planes, and customs, much as I'd like to share that time with you dear. I do hope you find suitable vi participants for your kind offer.

But If the world had already ended, and we were the last survivors, needing to re-populate, I would risk it, (I do have a soft spot for you, - my brain), just as a male praying mantis thinks he had odds to get away from his mate after congress, I can improvise body armour against paint balls, and run from stinky zombies, but I'm still quite worried about the "surprises" in the basement.
And we've never heard of NZ wine in australia. ??

Probably not, but I'd expect a live broadcast of the day's festivities.