One small benefit is saving money on deo and aftershave / perfume and wear your clothes longer than usual

Deodorant is still definitely needed here in Florida, I don't wear perfume or aftershave and I find myself doing more laundry because I don't want to accidentally carry anything in to my parents on my clothing

But bright side I'm not having to dodge unwanted hugs like normal always a silver lining!

Working with the public, I end up with more laundry too. I figured out a solution though... just don't wear anything after I get home

Kidding, guess that would only work if I was living alone

I've noticed with some of the customers that they aren't saving on perfume or after shave. They put on more so you can smell them 6 feet away

You hit the head right on the nail, my friend.

Pros and cons to robbing a bank right now:
Pro: You're already wearing a mask.
Cons: They make you wait outside.
You have to handle dirty cash.

That's ok Freebird if you are living alone but the downside of that is there is no one to ask the question "Does this smell ok to wear one more day?"

I'm going with the theory if you are to the point of asking, it's time to be washed

Yes I live alone and retired I stopped using buses, in the last ten days I have been to the shops once in my car ,they only let a few people in at once , I get out on my bike for an hour if it is fine , back home on the holiday park which is shut to outsiders I change into a track suit I just stay in or sit in the sun with a guitar

Are people getting haircuts?

haircuts and shaving is optional for now? unless you have a zoom call

I need a haircut but I will wait.

Shaved my head and stopped shaving my face

I haven't had to remind but about
a half dozen mo'rons, about social
distancing.

One warning, and I am not at all
nice, or, polite about it.

I need you as my bodyguard because I’m just too nice hehe

Do you use or carry a cane?
If, someone gets near enough
to touch with it, WHACK THEM! HARD!!!

Hey, I’m not that old

BUT I do have a broom which I’d be happy to use

Age has nothing to do with it.

Yes! A broom handle has greater range.
Smack the offenders REPEATEDLY about
the scalp and neck.

Swing that broom, like Stevie Wonder with a
light sabre.

We're not allowed to socialise, so shouldn't it be called ANTISOCIAL distancing.

Makes no difference to me anyway, I get no visitors, don't visit anyone else, visit shops as little as possible, and hate crowds and cities anyway.
And now with a beard, I look like an old codger, and people give way and leave me alone.
Everywhere I go is virtually empty so no bother to keep a distance, and no waiting. Getting things done on the spot.

There are still DHeads on the roads, but far fewer.
And some retailers insist on cashless, = see ya.
But social distancing over easter break is such a pain and loss.
Chocolate tastes so much better when you are away; at home it's just chocolate.

What about diseased people's diseased cats not keeping 6 feet apart from eachother ?
Your cat comes home, you pat it, guess what, you have crap on your hands.
Nice kitty.

Simply turning your underpants inside out will give you another whole week of wear

Horrible when you can smell people a mile away, whether it's BO, perfume, or aftershave.
These days (not during the pandemic, before already) I come across more badly smelling people in the supermarket. Sometimes pure p*$$. Me thinking, why not put on a clean Tena Lady / Tena Man before you go out?
Once was so bad I kept my social distancing even though it was not mandatory then, haha. The p*$$ stench kept lingering, I had my scarf in front of my mouth & nose.
In that sense overwhelm of perfume is better, but I dislike it just the same, hihi.

I do too. When it first really started to become tricky, but still possible I considered going as it was already really necessary, but decided against it. I didn't want to take the risk.
But then my fringe got so long that I cut it myself 3 days ago. It okay enough and at least not hanging in my eyes anymore :)