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Topic: Stalker.
Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Mon 02/17/20 12:40 AM
I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time and his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady or man will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU." Basnastard!!!!

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Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 02/17/20 11:52 AM
the thing is he does

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Mon 02/17/20 12:52 PM
the thing is he does He sure does, but I am sure he doesn't want peeps screaming it at people lol

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Mon 02/17/20 01:03 PM
lol It's easy for us blokes, we can just shout back, " Well tell him thanks but I'm batting for the home team"

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Mon 02/17/20 01:15 PM
lol It's easy for us blokes, we can just shout back, " Well tell him thanks but I'm batting for the home team"

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