I'm a man trapped in a woman's body.
Superglue and lube look very similar in the dark......

Wild Bill says, Nurse I have serious problem.
Nurse, Ok sir what's the problem?
Wild Bill says, Promise you won't laugh?
Nurse, As a Professional I would never do that.
So Wild Bill drops his pants.
Nurse looked down and giggled a little bit then busted out laughing.
Nurse, Sir I'm so sorry that should of never happened, but she looked again and started laughing again, because this Grown *** Man had a Penis the size of a AAA Battery.
She Composed herself then asked, What is the matter?
Wild Bill says, It's Swollen!
Nurse left the room.

Oh dear!!!!