Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 3 | |
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is that the same as rejuvenation??
I see advertisements for this all the time |
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uhhhhhh no its called I HAVENT HAD ANY IN A REALLY LONG TIME!!!!
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Shaeasy comes with vibrating vagina, realistic lifelike like a stripper with silicone implant breasts.
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AHHHHHHHHHH just like men like em..........silent!!!
Ok.....gotta get human to go out and do the next best thing besides sex............. SHOPPING!!! |
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uhhhhhh no its called I HAVENT HAD ANY IN A REALLY LONG TIME!!!! maybe we could start a club or something? We'll call it.......... |
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Dear Diary
I HATE BLOCKBUSTER ONLINE NOW!!!!! Carry on |
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Seen the nun boobs. Get em off. Don't wanna lose you
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I think I am done shopping, I hope. Maybe...?
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UGh.....just got home from an afternoon of Christmas shopping.....I'm exhausted!! Anyone giving out foot rubs tonight??
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Only if you give out back massages
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DEAL!! When can I expect you????
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I'll be over shortly*
*By shortly I mean anywhere from 3-6 months |
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Wow ....I will really need a foot rub by then
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Well move closer, problem solved.
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And leave my mountains??
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And leave my mountains?? |
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Come to land of BBQ meats!!!
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Dear Diary
I am sleepy and I don't want to get up early, yet I must. |
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We have BBQ and Meat here....come on over!!!
Sea....it was my feet that needed rubbed ...not my mountains!! LMAO |
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Ours is better I'll send you some!
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