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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 3
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:16 PM
lol I bet you could stab a peanut with that thing eh???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/20/07 12:19 PM
Duh I collect plasticware.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:20 PM
Dear diary.......I could stay home and be sick and stuff.......orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I COULD GO SHOPPING!!! Hmmmmmmmm maybe buy a spork or a chork??? Im feeling I need "stuff"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/20/07 12:20 PM
Goes with my tupperware.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/20/07 12:22 PM
And my plastic underwear. Others call them training pants. I think not. Bacon strips are a thing of the past!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:22 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ya I can go shopping even when Im about dying pneumonia!!! Nothing can stop me now!!!! Hmmmmmmm I dont think I really want to buy any tupperware though.......not today.......maybe buy more clothes for all those non dates I go on.......uhhhhhhhh to nowhere???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:23 PM
bacon and plastic training pants should never be in the same sentence!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/20/07 12:23 PM
get yourself some boots

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:26 PM
<------cranks up the hair straightner/curling iron and positions the hair products strategically......... Boots???? Hmmmmmmmm yes!! I could use some new boots.....to go with my new ski jacket.......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/20/07 12:26 PM
I live for blowmolded plastic from my coffee mug to my couch covers. Even have a plastic keychain. Its hip. Its stylish. Its plastic. Meet my inflatable girlfreind shaeasy. She's a bit plastic.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:31 PM
Does she kinda resemble this??? <-------

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:33 PM
hurry up......I gotta get this pic off!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:35 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhh ya snooze ya lose!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:36 PM
My man counter will go up 948900000000000000000% now!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/20/07 12:37 PM
ahh my catholic school teacher never looked like that

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:40 PM
are your eyes bleeding yet??? Quick!!! Get the rosary!!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/20/07 12:45 PM
not yet,, but i have a feeling I'm going to get my knuckles wacked with the ruler

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:45 PM
Dear diary..........SHOPPING 101.........first thing to think about is to wear something button up or snap up......for easy access to trying on clothes without messing up the hair!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/20/07 12:45 PM
have you had sex, today? Nun

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/20/07 12:46 PM
NUN!!! <-----has become a born again virgin!!!