The Supreme being Does not give mixed messages



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Thats it Go and spread the word.

Gotta
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Simplicity

Well another doctrine. Too simple man, it'll never hold water? LOL! - I like it - but what really got my attention was the
(I'll drink to that).

OK - we now have three doctrines - actually this is the only one so far with a congregation.

So let me ask you a question about this doctrine. This LOVE thang - do we have to love the elements? I mean, if I want to move to Arizona to escape winter, would I be a hypocrite?

Just checkin ya'll out!

ok for the last 2 years i have been racking my brain trying to figure out why i can't get this guy i grew up with that i ran into a few years ago out of my head and iprayed to god and asked him to give me a sign to let me know if he was the one for me and then last summer my sister found a house that was up by where he lives and she tried to buy it and when i found out she was gonna get into it and that it was so close to him i thought that was my sign that i was suposed to be with him but then she didnt get into it she ended up in a house down the street from my x-boyfriend u say he doesnt give mixed messages ya right

Looks like we have our first God-blamer already.

Owl let you handle this one Rev. Rabbitz.

I'll think about the weather question a bit.

Sister Redykeulous, I have contemplated your dilemma and I have concluded that you are looking at this all wrong.

Yes, you would be a hypocrite to move to Arizona to escape the winter weather. So you must change your evil ways. In order to be an upstanding Lovetarian you must come to the realization that it is not the winter weather that you are attempting to escape, but rather you are moving toward the warmer dry climate that you LOVE.

Have a sweet trip, and don’t forget to drop something in the tithe box on your way out.

Oh my, I was not expecting to be so moved on the first visit.

I see now the error in my thinking. I 'love' the snow, but I love the warm dry weather more. I think I've got it.

But sadly, I have my own flock (somewhere). Sheephearding is more difficult than I had contemplated!

By the way can I defer my tithe to the end of the month, at which time I will gladly pay for a 'prayer' today and every day till that time? Will that do? Check, cash, euro, or plastic, please let me know!

My dear sweet Girl- The message is not that life is not confusing cause God knowns it is . The message is Love as in it is your calling to love everyone. That has to start with yourself. The love you feel inside will show to others. So mabey you do not have to wait for someone else, or even a sign. Do what a loving person would do in this situation, show themselves respect and walk over and talk to the one you want without waiting for a sign. A person that had love in her heart for that man wouldn't worry about doubts. Love wold carry her through.

Rev Rabbit - I'm impressed!

Our doors are open again to all for another day the sermon today is


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this "doctrine".

Welcome Massagetrade stay a while , kick your feet up. Everyone is welcome here. Thanks for the encouragement.

Dear '... Ho! your Hi-Holiness Pope YZrabbit the 1..." (looks like you had the 1 right all along!!!)

I fell for your 'doctrine' headfirst, your 'Holy rabbit one'.

LOVE, it was sooooo clear to me, I went right out and started preaching the good news to everyone, whether they wanted to hear it or not, dear 'High Pope Ho! your rabbit Holiness'!!!

Now dear 'Holy rabbitt High One', here is my problem: some people have been insulting me, and mocking the Holy ways of the great doctrine, just because I told them THE TRUTH!!!

You know the part where, "... should they FAIL to pray to you and only you, 'Ho the 'one' rabbit an only rabbit one', that they would all end up 'Un-Loved' forever and ever!!!"

Well, that's when the insults and mockery started. "... It's a myth!!!' some would say. Imagine that?!?!? And then, they would say that the holy truth of the infallable 'one and only Rabbit Holy' was just another cult.

What should I do, 'HO your 'YZ' Pope of Love the 1'?!?!?

Have you some apologetics for 'love doctrine' day camp I could enroll into, which might help furbish my answers to all possible 'attacks', 'cause as you know 'Your Supreme High and Holy rabbit Sainthood', we're barely a doctrine, and yet we're already under attack!!!

Perhaps you could guide me in being a more effetive 'Love fundie'. Or perhaps yet, you could ask 'Bishop-Card'Abra' to train me into a ruthless and 'toughloving' refuting soldier!!!

Anything you could do to help, would be much appreciated!!!

(sigh, deep breath, sigh) Ahh brother Voil, did you merely tell them the truth of LOVE or did you try to cram it down their throats? Did you attempt to beat it into them? WHAT am I saying, that would not be LOVE then would it? Dear, dear brother what have you been preaching???????

Sound of a very loud rabbit foot thumped on the floor. I do apologize for my outburst, O'fuzzy footed one!

Don't want to step on the Ho's (giggle!) toes - but perhaps 'flowers' might revive an older version of the 'love' doctrine - just a warning, don't shave the head and leave the white robe at home.

It is a NEW AGE after all!

Of course, no offence just spreading the love LUV!

Oh - and a future warning: I will consider it an act of war - should you decide to 'pray' for me.!!!!! So don't go there - pity is not akin to love.

Doctrine means EVERYTHING!

is this the thread distributing complimentary prophylactics?

DKW - do not fear the Ho (rabbit)
In the future, when you stray beyond the thread of logic and science (The All That Is) Keep your sword sharp - the rabbit's foot is said to be lucky.

Of course that's an unproven theory, but until doctrine proves it wrong, better safe than sorry!

s1ow,

It'll cost ya a buck in quarters... they are in the men's restroom...

S1owhand - are you looking for a finger size?
I'm cornering that market in this community!

oh i'm so bad! I must return to the logic, before I commit some sin, that hasn't been created yet.