A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in a single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity, so he approached the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man relied, "The first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."

"Well, who is in the second coffin?"

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked her and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the man asks in excitement, "Can I barrow the dog?"

The man replied, " Join the queue."

I would like to join the queue

Plenty of room at the back..

I need a fast solution, gonna skip the queue. Fancy some German beer?

Straight to pub..

Deal. Uppa the RA

Which one? There are few pretenders knocking about..
Of which Gerry Adams was never a member..

If you know me, you know, which one I am talking about

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