One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play
cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he
looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide
open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the
kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had
followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said, "Yes, I did!"
Terry's wife said, "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost
you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay.
She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work."
Mike said, "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had
sex, he paid her, then he left. Later Terry came home and asked, "Has
Mike been over here today?" Thinking she had been caught, she said "As
a matter of fact, he did." Terry said "Good, because that fool came by
my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and
he said he would leave it with you."


NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYAH!!!!

damn thats good, real slick....

hey, to people who accuse me of professing misdeeds:

that's not what a PUA does. that's far from it.

Heard this joke before..smart guy!!