Topic: You can't fix stupid-how do these ppl survive? | |
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply . "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets 2 I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep b y the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. 3 A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine . The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! |
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THINGS THAT MAKE US GO HMMMMMMMMMMM |
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YOU CANT FIX STUPID
Stupidity should be painful.. |
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ROFLMAO..oh yes! I deal with them ALL the time! Sad but TRUE!
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Edited by
mikey2373
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Mon 12/17/07 10:40 AM
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laugh:
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The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! HOLY SH1T! |
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Edited by
Jtevans
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Tue 12/18/07 03:14 AM
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no you can't fix stupid and you know what's scarier? #3 reproduced!
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oh sh!t, thats scary. Are there REALLY people that are THAT dumb? Seriously!? Wow...
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