Two farmers were standing across the fairway from the bathrooms after a vegetable eating contest. One farmer looks at the other as they observed the people entering and leaving and says, "Yup. The beet moves on."
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My kid and I were driving up through the Willamette Valley one summer afternoon and passed by a bunch of the large field sprinklers irrigating the grazing fields for dairy cows. The sun was hitting the spray causing a myriad of rainbows and I pointed them out to my kid; "Hey look, a rainbow field."

"Pretty."

"Yup. But I'd not want to be in that water. It's got poop mixed in it," I said.

"Must be unicorn poop since it makes rainbows," was the immediate retort.