A bunch of punny bad jokes based on RPGs. (It was a very slow day at the office and I got bored!) ;)

What is the most explosive monster combination in the game?
Hydra+Djinn

Why did the minotaur go bankrupt?
Because he kept charging things.

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.

Why don't giants play sports?
They keep getting athletes in their feet.

What is the sleepiest monster living?
Yuan-ti

What is the most popular business profession amongst gnomes?
Show business. There's gnome-business like it.

Why do adventurers not raid tombs during winter?
Too much danger of a wight out.

Why do most undead go barefoot?
They have no souls.

What monster is the most alarming?
The Siren!

What is the 80's song that incorporeal undead really HATE!?
Can't Touch This!

What do you name a band where all the members are Doppelgangers?
The Pretenders!