Harry drank a lot and one night in bed with his wife he said

Honey, I can't believe what just happened. Harry's wife said

Oh, Harry you are drunk just shut up!! About two hours later

Harry woke his wife up crawling back in bed and he said

Honey, I can't believe what just happened. Once again Harry's

wife said Oh Harry you are drunk please just shut up so I can

get

back to sleep. About two hours later Harry again woke his wife

up crawling back in bed and he said Honey I can't believe

what just happened.

This time Harry's wife said Ok Harry What just happened?

Harry said that it was just amazing because everytime

that he had gone to the bathroom as soon as he opened the door

someone turned the light on for him.

Harry's wife said that's nice Harry and then she suddenly

realized that her drunk husband had just peeed in the

refrigerator for the third time!!!

Sounds like a drunk man!!!! Good one>>>

Fresh Lemonade anyone???????

did your wife divorce you after this? and if so can i have her number????

Not today