Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my
dog
out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any
ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks
twice.
Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out
there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl
doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back
he
says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are
only
two ducks out there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you
want,
you can get one from him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his
friend
Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it
to
go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick
in
it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is
a
fraud. I want my money back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he
sent
the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth
and
started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there
are
more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick

I llllliikkkkkkke It.

that was good keep them coming

ohhhh she got jokes!!

Can you imagine having a dog like that, but instead of ducks they were
women.

Thanks- that was a good laugh for the morning lol