I received thie following in an email.

A man takes his eleven year old daughter to the doctor's office and asks for some birth control.
The doctors gasps,
"My god, she's way to young to be sexually active!"
And the man says,
"Sexually active? She just lies there like her mother."

Wow, that is bad, and wrong.

Ew!I got one for you:
A guy is having sex doggy style with a girl. Things are going good and they're all into it and the girl is really enjoying it. So he decides to try an slip it in her butt.

The girl abruptly stops and looks back and him and says, "That's pretty pretentious of you to think I'm into anal"

The guy looks at her and says, "Hmmmm... pretentious eh?"

"That's a mighty big word for a nine-year-old"

My fault for looking...

You did put up a warning....

I think many people will have a big smile, But as this is a taboo Area the smile will not be made public

Here's another one.

The Spittoon

Two drunks are sitting in a bar and one drunk says to the other, "I'll give you fithty dollars if you drink that spittoon." The other drunk gets up and looks into the spittoon and says, "Nooo way." After a couple more drinks the first drunk says, "I'll give you a hhhundred dollars if you drink that spittoon." The second drunk gets up, goes over and smells the spittoon and says, "Nnno." Finally the first drunk offers $250. The second drunk goes over and looks at it, gets down on his knees and smells it, and agrees to drink the spittoon. He sets it down in front of him on the bar. After taking a few big breaths he picks it up and starts drinking it down. The first drunk says that that's enough but the second drunk won't stop and keeps slurping it down. He tells him to stop again because he is making him sick, and still he keeps slurping it down. Finally he tells him to stop or he will not get his money and he slams the spittoon down on the bar. The first drunk says, "Why didn't you stop when I asked you to? You were making me sick!" He replies, "It was one looong strand!"

LMFAO!!!! WOW man thats F U C K E D!! funny tho

Marry Christmas!

Cheers