Topic: At the beach | |
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An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, βThere really is no justice in the world.β The other little old lady asked, βWhat do you mean by that?β The first little old lady replied, βLook at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it, When I was 30, I enjoyed it, When I was 40, I asked for it, When I was 50, I paid for it, When I was 60, I prayed for it, When I was 70, I forgot about it.β βNow that Iβm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and Iβm too old to squat.β |
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thanks for the morning laugh
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Happy to oblige..
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Lying under the sand here in Kos I did think I heard two old ladies talking about something but couldn't make out what they were saying
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They probably said to each other "Hold on to yer handbag, I think that's that guy who craps in them."
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Health and safety warning,
Do do not attempt this in Southport, There is risk of injury from cockle pickers. |
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