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| Topic: Death by Guinness | |
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One night, Mary answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
“Hows things, Paddy, but where is Mick? He went with you to the Guinness Storehouse.” Paddy shakes his head. “Ah well Mary, there was a terrible accident, Mick fell into one of them big barrells of Guinness and drowned.” Mary starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?” Paddy shakes his head again, “Not really, he got out three times to have a piss!” |
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