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Topic: Dirty stuff
Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17136	Fri 10/04/19 11:45 AM
Mary and Pat in bed the other night Says Mary, "Hun, say something dirty" Says Pat, "Bathroom, kitchen sink, laundry basket..."

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 11:55 AM
Paddy and Mary decide to do 69. Paddy's never done one before, so Mary says she'll show him. She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again, but farts again. Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fecked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of them...

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17136	Fri 10/04/19 11:58 AM
Where is Eric?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 11:59 AM
Where is Eric? That's not one for the children though..

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 10/04/19 11:59 AM
he is in his laboratory plotting your demise

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 12:02 PM


Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17136	Fri 10/04/19 12:18 PM
he is in his laboratory plotting your demise I thought you are in the grocery store, buying nuts?

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21255	Fri 10/04/19 12:22 PM


Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 10/04/19 12:29 PM
Paddy and Mary decide to do 69. Paddy's never done one before, so Mary says she'll show him. She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again, but farts again. Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fecked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of them... Hey the genteel folk of Southport read this stuff

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 12:34 PM
Paddy and Mary decide to do 69. Paddy's never done one before, so Mary says she'll show him. She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again, but farts again. Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fecked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of them... Hey the genteel folk of Southport read this stuff

Spud Joined Mon 08/24/15 Posts: 21	Mon 10/07/19 02:21 PM


Danny Joined Wed 10/09/19 Posts: 9	Wed 10/09/19 12:10 PM
You are so cute.

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