A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. "I had a kitty cat who stuttered," he volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked Johnny to describe the incident.

"Well" he began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Pit Bull that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was!" said Johnny. "My kitty raised his back, went Fffff, Fffff, Fffff... and before he could say f*ck, the Pit Bull ate him!"