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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, ' He mated 50 times last year. ' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ' ' THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR ' The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, ' That ' s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him. ' They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ' THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR ' The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband ' s ribs, said, ' That ' s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one The husband looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow. ' The husband ' s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery. |
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oh my god that was sooo funny nice one!!yeah |
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Heck yeah, that is funny!!!!!
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WTG!
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very nice!!
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MOOOOO
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