There once was a man who ran a bar, and out back he had an elephant. He had a running bet with his patrons, that if anyone could make the elephant laugh, he'd give them $5,000, but they had to pay `$50 per try. Needless to say, people came and went, and still the elephant never laughed.

Then one day, a man came in and asked if he could give it a try. The bartender let him, and prepared to take his $50. The man went out back, and moments later, racous laughter was heard from the elephant. The man came back in smirking, collected his money and left.

The man expected the elephant to stop laughing eventually. But it kept laughing and laughing for weeks. So finally he started a bet, that anyone who could make the elephant cry would get `$10,000. People tried, but no one could get the elephant to cry. Finally, one day, the same man came back, asked if he could give it a go, and proceeded out back. Moments later, they could hear the elephant sobbing.

The man came back in to collect his money, and turned to leave, the bartender grabbed his shoulder and asked
"How in heck did you do that?"
"Well, first I told him my D*** was bigger than his, and he started laughing. Just now, I came back and I proved it!"

Super ! The weather is bad outside but after reading that... all is bright and sunny