Dave from England, Jock from Scotland and Paddy, the Irish chap again. This time on holidays in Saudi Arabia. Caught drinking in public, which is against the law. So all three are sentenced to 50 lashes. Since they are tourists, they get a wish granted to ease the pain.

Dave first, asking for a pillow strapped to his back. It lasts 10 lashes, Dave is in bits.

Jock next. Asking for a rug strapped to his back. It lasts 25 lashes, Jock is in bits.

Paddy next, looking at the other two guys. Well, says Paddy, gwan, strap that poxy English fella to me back ...