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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 2 | |
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Dear " J "..
After happily travelling the aisles of Wally Mart , picking up things for my 2 wrotten , bratty kids , ( whom I love to death) , and laughing at most things for no reason BUT the obvious to me .. I realized it was 11:45 PM .... God I need a life ..  ... $ 163 dollars later and bought nothing of consequence PERFECT!!!!!!!!1
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ha ha , wish my tongue was that long......
omg did I just say that out loud........  
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Dear diary........is this the pu$$y thread???? Do I see alot of licking going on????
 Wow purple.......thats alot to do......be home for my annual drinking contest!!! 
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Wally world sucks me in every time , cant leave unless you spend $100 or more
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Tall guy.........I can spend that in 1.2 seconds flat!!!
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oh I'll be here at dinner time I think I hope , damn it the flakes are gettin bigger !! ARGH!!! I HATE SNOW!!!
 
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I think the snow has stopped here for the time being.......
ok I have wine and more wine and ummmmmmm wine coolers......I should have bought some rum.......
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DAMN IT I"M SNOW BLIND WHERE THE FUKC AM I !
I was gonna do all this chet yesterday but was so tired an exhausted from the time I got up , I put it off till tommorrow an look what happened !! FRIGGIN SNOW!!!AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!! ok my mind is racing fulla crap already , damn it argh!  |
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Dear diary..............
TALK TO BUDDHA!!!  <-----
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ARRRGH !!
(((((((((((((CRANKZ THE DONKEY SONG)))))))))))))))))) MEDITATE >>>>>>>>>OHMMMMMMMMMMM shake the windows a bit ........... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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got called from work to pick up my daughter today.... i can't afford to have a sick kid right now!!!! Santa is broke as a fukcin' unfunny joke.....
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awwwwwwwwwww fresh!!!! Work sucks and then you die!!!!!!!!
 Forget santa.......kids are too spoiled now adays anyways..... |
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talk to Buddha's back!......... if you stare long enough you'll see God.......
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I have great kids that deserve a great christmas.....as of right now I have ZERO presents under the tree
what am i gonna do???
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<-------goes blind looking at buddhas back............
No presents>>???? Can you go to the christmas hamper place ???? Do you mean you cant afford xmas or you havent yet gone to the store??? |
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oh.......
AWWWWWWWWWWWW(((((((((((((((((Fresh))))))))))))))  
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Im feeling kinda cheap with my son.....I only bought him that monkey head and a $75 dollar gift certif. to his fave boarding/clothing store......and some boxer shorts......some candy and some deodorant/axe......a dvd........
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I was going to wrap them up today.......and then drop them off when my dad wouldnt be there......fukc it......I dont want to see my family yet.....
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Due to sick kids I missed a week out of my last paycheck....and now my youngest is sick!! I am out of sick pay for the year....and barely making my bills....santa has NO money and Christmas is in 7 days.....
 What a teriible feeling....I have always given my kids a GREAT Christmas before!! This year I don't have anything What am I gonna do???
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AWWW SQUEEEEEGERS just came home , he was out all day an all night , hez got wet furz , awwww had to dry him off a bit .....
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