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i have seen what you do to people in there, i've never laughed so hard in my life!!! hilarious my friend!
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That night in hitchhiker all those simple people that post all those simple threads we love so much were all in one place trapped. I got them all for you. I pretended I was a drunk driver punk oblivious to what was going on around me driving the love shack 73 dodge polara and ran them all over and killed them all very graphically while blaring 80s music. Got 25 complaints. Well worth it. It was my revenge for all those simple thread posters. "whoa I'm really wasted. I shouldn't be drivin. Cool alice cooper! Got you under my wheels! Bam! Crunch! Thumpity thump! Grind grind grind! Geez what's that noise? Look! Hitchhikers! 20 points! Boom! Splatter! Thump. Thumpity squeel! Grindity grind pituey!
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lol it was all the sound effects that got me laughing so hard! you went crazy!
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It went on for an hour and a half. Got completely graphic. I got I'm ed up the butt. Had people name calling. Had all those stupid thread posters just fuming. They didn't even get the joke that I was trying to get them all worked up for how they get everyone else worked up over their mentally challenged what color panties is your inflatable sheep wearing/ where are all the good inflatable sheep at threads. And explaining my intentions to them was about as futile as explaining physics to the monkeys at the zoo. They just never got the joke.
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sounds like good fun there
 One last answer before someone asks me YES I AM A TOTAL @SSHOLE NO I don't know why, I am what I am. |
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Geek. History repeats itself. Especially when it comes to ignorant people. One night all the simple thread posters will be back in hitchhiker. I'd be honored if you rode shotgun in my 73 dodge polara.
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Just keeo in mind a few things. We only stop to pee on simple thread posters that we ran over because we drank too much beer. And the smell of spilled bongwater never comes out of a car.
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And if the cops pull us over and ask us what were doing we are collecting DNA samples with the car.
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Edited by
bryguy1972
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Tue 12/11/07 11:45 PM
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Just for the record and to simplify things for myself here are my answers to these questions regardless of who's asking them: Am I cute...no you're desperate Look at my profile and tell me if you would date me: No I wouldn't Rate my profile: irritatingly desperate Rate my picture: aggravatingly desperate Rate my desperation: 100% Do you care about appearance: yes I do Do you care about personality, intellect, humor: yes I do Any question postulated by theels: Gain confidence in yourself I hope I'm not missing anything. You missed edukated..."insert one of geektothetenth's famous punchlines here" By the way, the last one you have listed above is classic...geek, you are one funny ass dude |
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For edukated all I have to say is "I ain't your b****" it is my goal to make that the most common saying on JSH cause that was seriously one of the most hilarious threads I've seen.
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would you lick my feet after I have taken them out of my sweaty boots?
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I would not lick them in a house, I would not lick them with a mouse. I do not like sweaty feet, put them in my face and you'll get beat.
Sincerely Mr. Seuss, (I got my medical license revoked after suggesting people eat rotten eggs and ham) |
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