A women was pregnant with triplets.
One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out naturally.
13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and cries,
"MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story of the bank robbery.
The next day the second daughter comes out and screams the same thing,
"MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
Once again the mother gives an explanation.
On the third day the the third tiplet. A son, comes out and says
"MOM, MOM!"
She goes
"Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?"
He replies
"No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

that's great

Now that was funny!!!

LMAO

needed that laugh!

Great say in the morning that was GOOD!!!