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Topic: do's and don'ts
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Fri 08/16/19 04:47 PM



Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.



Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.



Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.


I'm 4'11"... I prefer someone under 5'10" so I don't get a sore neck kissing him

I don't want a model... they are usually pompous womanizers

I prefer a more economical car... you can buy me chocolates with the savings! tongue2


and there goes my model gurl


Well if you buy me chocolate, I'll kiss you instead smitten



rofl tongue2

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Fri 08/16/19 04:47 PM

Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.

What's unusual about 6 ft? It's pretty much average height for a guy.



Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.

Would you like Quasimodo's twin sister for a partner? BTW he was quite nice according to Disney.
Women requiring a male model would mean the end of mankind. Most men aren't all that good-looking let alone like a model.



Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.

I rather have something more comfy than a Ferrari. You seem to not know it's men who care about status and sports cars as they say "p*$$y".
I don't impress me much.
If the man insists on a sports car I prefer Aston Martin DBS Superleggera Super GT.
A Yugo is a MAJOR upgrade from the Trabant we discussed the other day laugh laugh

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Fri 08/16/19 04:50 PM


Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.

What's unusual about 6 ft? It's pretty much average height for a guy.



Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.

Would you like Quasimodo's twin sister for a partner? BTW he was quite nice according to Disney.
Women requiring a male model would mean the end of mankind. Most men aren't all that good-looking let alone like a model.





Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.

I rather have something more comfy than a Ferrari. You seem to not know it's men who care about status and sports cars as they say "p*$$y".
I don't impress me much.
If the man insists on a sports car I prefer Aston Martin DBS Superleggera Super GT.
A Yugo is a MAJOR upgrade from the Trabant we discussed the other day laugh laugh


have no fear crystal i have the high rise cowboy boots all sorted and i'll even round up a ford prefect for youflowerforyou

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Fri 08/16/19 04:53 PM




Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.



Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.



Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.


I'm 4'11"... I prefer someone under 5'10" so I don't get a sore neck kissing him

I don't want a model... they are usually pompous womanizers

I prefer a more economical car... you can buy me chocolates with the savings! tongue2


and there goes my model gurl


Well if you buy me chocolate, I'll kiss you instead smitten



rofl tongue2





yeah but you'll quickly lose that model status you've been workin onslaphead laugh


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Fri 08/16/19 04:56 PM
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Fri 08/16/19 05:00 PM

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don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competionwinking smitten

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Fri 08/16/19 05:01 PM


grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competionwinking smitten


blushing I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

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Fri 08/16/19 05:02 PM



grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competionwinking smitten


blushing I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

extra points for NO tan linesdrool

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Fri 08/16/19 05:04 PM




grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competionwinking smitten


blushing I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

extra points for NO tan linesdrool


laugh That's not gonna be easy here at the resort blushing

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Fri 08/16/19 05:06 PM





grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competionwinking smitten


blushing I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

extra points for NO tan linesdrool


laugh That's not gonna be easy here at the resort blushing

hey now! i heard you have your very own balcony

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Fri 08/16/19 05:08 PM


hey now! i heard you have your very own balcony


One that's connected to another and in clear view of the other slaphead

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Fri 08/16/19 05:12 PM



hey now! i heard you have your very own balcony


One that's connected to another and in clear view of the other slaphead

and that's a problem how?spock

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Fri 08/16/19 05:14 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/16/19 06:26 PM
why she realy hurt to that extent

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Fri 08/16/19 07:24 PM

why she realy hurt to that extent


what??? offtopic
rofl

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Sat 08/17/19 04:29 PM


why she realy hurt to that extent


what??? offtopic
rofl


laugh

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Sat 08/17/19 05:24 PM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Sat 08/17/19 05:37 PM

why she realy hurt to that extent



That was incredible smitten


Edit


Do: Hang out in the forums and post like crazy


Don't; Don't Be weird

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