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Hi all.
New here and feelin' all green and stuff. Browsed a bit and I'm diggin' the vibe here. Oh, and I'm available if any women out there want to like, ravish me or whatever. I saw that in a post, thought it was funny. I'm entirely ravish-proof anyway. But I do melt in your hands. Hey look! It's the attack of the killer cliches!! Ugh. Oh. A corner! Think I'll go stand in it. |
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Hey purple. I checked out your profile and parts of it were great. I have to say that the first paragraph does not come off as witty and funny like the rest, but as dark, b&*chy and negative.
As I see you are a writer I know you can take the constructive criticism. Maybe a little cut and paste or just some highlight and delete would reflect on you more positively. I welcome you and wish you great fun and happy meetings. |
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Welcome aboard |
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yep think you better come up with a new line hun lol
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Hey-I just farted!!!!!! No, not really-just wanted to see if you would laugh. Good luck with your search and welcome aboard.
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Welcome and hope you find that woman of your dreams...keep your eyes open to all possibilities.....
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Hello and welcome to JSH, I hope you have a great time here...
It's soooo much fun!!!! Enjoy the forums... |
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