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What do you call rich people pissing on you?
Reagan's trickle-down theory. |
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Who won the Polish Beauty Contest...?
No One. |
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.” “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.” “The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.” “Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.” |
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.” “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.” “The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.” “Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.” haha. nice |
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How do you Kill a Retard...?
Give them a Knife and Ask who's Special. *Close Thread* |
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a girl was with no arms was tanding next to the river crying..
a man asked her whats wrong? she said, I'm22 years old and ive never been fkd.. the man pushed her in the river and said now your fkd |
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Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center...?
Because he was in a WheelChair. |
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How do you keep a pollack busy for hours?
Put him in a round room and tell him to go stand in the corner. 
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Why was the Polock arrested for indecent exposure? Someone asked him to count to eleven. that was not funny |
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Who won the Polish Beauty Contest...? No One. ouch. that one's not funny either.. actually that's just really mean. |
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