What do you call rich people pissing on you?






Reagan's trickle-down theory.

Who won the Polish Beauty Contest...?









No One.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.”

“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.”

“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”

“Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”

haha. nice

How do you Kill a Retard...?





Give them a Knife and Ask who's Special.



*Close Thread*

a girl was with no arms was tanding next to the river crying..
a man asked her whats wrong? she said, I'm22 years old and ive never been fkd.. the man pushed her in the river and said now your fkd

Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center...?








Because he was in a WheelChair.

How do you keep a pollack busy for hours?
Put him in a round room and tell him to go stand in the corner.

that was not funny

ouch. that one's not funny either.. actually that's just really mean.