The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

i love it

gotta love that one

that one was good!

one of my friends older brother was cop, he pulled over a lady for doing 60 in a 25. as soon as the car came to a stop she bailed out with her pants around her ankles and ran across the street to a feild screaming "i gotta take a dump!". squated right there and let go a frothy jet a liquid feces. his reaction was pretty much the same, started luaghing so bad he couldn't help but just leave.

LOL Cheers to that one...that one was good...I told it aloud and was laughing to hard to say it with a straight face (of course also in a silly mood...sooo....)

this couple gets pulled over,before the cop could say anything...
lady:i told you not to run that stop sign
man:woman shut up!
cop:you ran a stop sign?
lady:he didn't see it cuz he was speeding
man:woman shut the hell up!!
cop:you were speeding?
lady:only to get away from the accident
cop:accident?!?
man:damnit woman would you shut the hell up!
cop:mam' does he always talk to you this way??
lady:ONLY when he's been drinking!!

Good one Shadow!

great one shadow

lol shadow, that was great as well