Subject: Church membership...


A couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, "We have a
special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex
for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and
the husband was obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
sex for the required month." the young man replied sadly. The pastor
asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult...However,
we managed to abstain. Through sheer willpower." "The second week was
terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However,
the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading
from the Bible; anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
"One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When
she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my
way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex.
It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched
In sweat." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You understand this means
you will not be welcome in our church."
"We know.", said the young man, hanging his head; "We're not welcome at
Home Depot either."

oh boy that is the best

ya know thats funny, same thing happened to me and my ex at the grocery store with a bag of frozen pees.

***Giggles***

Cute....very very cute...wonder if they have elevators in Home Depot?

humm

lol!!! that's too funny!!!

That's hilarious.. good one....

lmao good one!

Good one..