Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9 | |
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I only have one small worm but it's now getting used for fish bait.
We fish with lures rather than live bait. |
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Just dont be wiggling your "worm" around my pillow!
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Just dont be wiggling your "worm" around my pillow! So it's OK if I wiggle somewhere else? |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 08/07/20 02:36 PM
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Call 911 (the police)
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Smash her phone.
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So violent
Make him do yoga to de-ecalate him. |
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Tell her there are better ways to deescalate the situation.
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Call 911 (the police) Haha, that was for the weirdo that got deleted! OT... Wake him up to go fishing, of course. |
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Tell her funny stories to make her laugh and smile!
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Throw a bucket of water over him
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get a peanut butter and jam sandwich
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Tell him no bread crumbs in my bed.
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Find out where she is ticklish
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Everywhere and i'll beat you to death if you tickle me!
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Tell her she wouldn't kill me......she wuvs me too much. (she just doesn't it yet)
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Go back to sleep and hope it was a dream.
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Wake him up and ask if hed like a cup of coffee.
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Make her coffee, then wake her up. We can enjoy coffee and go for a nice nature hike.
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Mmahahaha
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