When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement.

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY
AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

Oh that's easy for you to say, Mr. I work for myself.

LMAO

Yep.. and my boss is still an a-hole! Your point is?

Man, either you don't like yourself, or you have a split personality.

I think it is funny. You go boyfriend.

Is nobody going to ask? Fine. Bro, why are you buying rectal thermometers, anyway? I'm not judging, just asking.

you guys lol this is in the jokes forum, he probably found it somewhere and posted it here!

Omg.

Why are you curious about what I might be doing with my rear end?

OK.. A-hole is perhaps too strong.. is not, is too , is not...is too....

now i know why i LOVE my job... lmao.

i thought it was funny.

OK.. A-hole is perhaps too strong.. is not, is too , is not...is too....


Too funny Jistme.

good way to start my Monday morning! thanks!

I highly doubt I'm the only one that was thinking that. But come to think of it, I DON'T wanna know.

You might be right in that. You may be in good company. With those who are same sex curiuos (even gay people could give a sh!t what I do with my a$$), folks who fail to understand the term analogous, and people that fail to understand the concept of a joke.

Ya know, when you have to explain a joke, it's like letting all the air out of a balloon, jeeeeeeeees.