A women over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask "what are you thinking?" she doesnt care what you think. If a women over 40 doesnt want to watch the game she doesnt sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and its usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you diserve it, they wont hestitate to shoot youy if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often underserved. They know whats its like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, women over 40 are far sexier than her young counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They will tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You dont ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes , we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, its not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart well-cioffed, hot women over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year waitress. Ladies i apologise. For all those men who say "Why buy a cow when you can get the milk free", heres an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realise its worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.




this was actually written by a man well said i say lol

lol.. yes, well said...

Even for a large bit o' sausage. Don't praise the over 40 crowd too much. I am bald because I shave my head. My account gives my correct hight, my weight is 180, one of those pics is less than a month old. She will wake you because its too hot in the bedroom when everyone else is cold. She will put everyone else on a low fat- no fat diet instead of exercising. And the over forty mood swings? Please. If he's flirting with a 22 year old waitress he's probably trying to find someone excited about something other than new rugs for the bathroom.

Good one Debbie Especially the reference to the pig....LMFAO

Debbie-U Go Girl!!!!

love it!!!!

Debbie, you are a bright soon to be 40 year old woman!! Very very good post!!!

I wouldn't marry a "Pig" to get a little bit of Sausage...nuh huh